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[ You’re watching a courtroom drama. Except this is a liiiiittle bit different than what you’re used to, I’m sure. For example, Terezi will be addressing HIS TYRANNY, the GREAT AND MIGHTY chalk drawing on her wall. He is very impressive. It seems the defendant is not so much.

In fact, it’s a stitch doll of THE HUGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD in her BLUH BLUH HUGE SPOILERS outfit. This doll also has a noose around its neck. It seems the GREAT JUDGE OF ALL CRIMES has already made his decision. Too bad you never saw the interrogation. But now, it’s up to Terezi to calibrate the gallows. Which she will be doing. With copious amounts of joy.

And by “gallows” and “calibrating,” we mean Terezi is launching this poor, unfortunate, now-struggling doll from the window with all of her might. If your ears are as good as Terezi’s, you might here a satisfying tear of fabric. But if they aren’t, her smirk is enough to tell you what just happened.

She gives HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY your usual congratulations on the triumphs of justice. Which means Terezi is now slobbering all over her wall and licking up the chalk. Turns to the screen. And bows. The post cuts out.

The law has been served. Life is good. ]

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[He opens his eyes again.]

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[ HEADBUTT. you were not getting out of this without pain. ]

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[lskdjfasdf He is getting out of reach of you RIGHT NOW.]

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[ smart choice. ]

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[ Sorry, Karkat. But this must be done. With the speed of your turtle, Terezi picks up the drawer that Crabdad is in and chunks them out the window.


now i'm going to work into some event Karkat needing to smell chalk to save his life or something. ]

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[It's probably for the best, but still. Mind your own business, you flighty broad.]

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[ She is now on your computer doing responses to other people in the mansion. ]

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[Okay THAT needs to have a stop put to it. Partly because no and partly because VERY MUCH NO.]

[SHOVE]

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[ HER TONGUE IS OUT YOU CAN'T STOP IT THAT SCREEN IS NOW JUST COVERED IN SPIT AND IT JUST ENHANCES EVERY SMELL ]



[ NOT MOVING. STILL TYPING. ]

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[THE ONLY OTHER OPTION IS TO GRAB THE KEYBOARD AWAY FROM HER TO PRETEND TO BE HER AND TYPE TERRIBLE THINGS.]

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[ OBVIOUSLY THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO EMPLOY THE EXACT SAME TACTICS. ]

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[OBVIOUSLY KEYBOARD SMASHING AT EACH OTHER IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO.]

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[ THEY WASTE NO MORE THAN TWO HOURS ON THIS NONSENSE. ]

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[AND NO LESS, EITHER.]

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[ BUT THOSE WERE THE BEST TWO HOURS IN THE HISTORY OF ENTRANCEWAY ]

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[BEST EVER.]

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[ IT KEEPS HAPPENING ]

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[ biting. your goddamn. candycorn. horn. ]

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[PAP!]

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[ SHOOSH guess who is now trying to trip you ]