-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

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[ You’re watching a courtroom drama. Except this is a liiiiittle bit different than what you’re used to, I’m sure. For example, Terezi will be addressing HIS TYRANNY, the GREAT AND MIGHTY chalk drawing on her wall. He is very impressive. It seems the defendant is not so much.

In fact, it’s a stitch doll of THE HUGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD in her BLUH BLUH HUGE SPOILERS outfit. This doll also has a noose around its neck. It seems the GREAT JUDGE OF ALL CRIMES has already made his decision. Too bad you never saw the interrogation. But now, it’s up to Terezi to calibrate the gallows. Which she will be doing. With copious amounts of joy.

And by “gallows” and “calibrating,” we mean Terezi is launching this poor, unfortunate, now-struggling doll from the window with all of her might. If your ears are as good as Terezi’s, you might here a satisfying tear of fabric. But if they aren’t, her smirk is enough to tell you what just happened.

She gives HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY your usual congratulations on the triumphs of justice. Which means Terezi is now slobbering all over her wall and licking up the chalk. Turns to the screen. And bows. The post cuts out.

The law has been served. Life is good. ]

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[Except the HUGE BLUH BLUH BITCH.]

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[ grumble grumble. shaking crabdad doll menacingly.





sigh. ]

[ eye point. crabdad doll tries to grab at her glasses and fails miserably. ]

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[He doesn't bother admitting he wishes he'd gotten to see it.]

[He thinks he probably already knows, but he wants her to explain it.]

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[ Crabdad finally gets a claw on her. She gives it a swift punch, stuffs it back in the drawer, and tips the damn thing over, trapping it inside. She then poses like GODDAMN CAPTAIN MORGAN. HELL YEAH. ]

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[ this face: >:[ ]

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[ Despite what she just said, Terezi's going to quit her dramapose to walk over. She'll put her hands on his shoulders. ]

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[He gives her a skeptical look but does as he's told.]

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[ PUNCH. ]

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[He opens his eyes.]

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[ PUNCH. ]

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[He closes them.]

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[ ONE LAST PUNCH FOR GOOD MEASURE.

But it's more of a pap soundeffect as opposed to the previous two PAPs. ]

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[He stands there for a quietly for a minute, trying not to fidget.]

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[That just MIGHT have been sarcasm. Maybe. Possibly.]

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[At least she didn't punch him again. He sighs and tries to actually come up with a reasonable answer.]

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[He opens his eyes again.]