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OK SO 1M ON TH3 S3COND OF TH3S3 TW1L1GHT BOOKS
4ND 1 TH1NK 1TS L1K3 4 B1G SM3LLY P1L3 OF B4RF 4T TH1S PO1NT
UGH K4N4Y4 HOW DO YOU R34D TH1S SH1T
>:[
B3LL4 OBV1OUSLY H4S F33L1NGS FOR TH3 W4RM WOLF BOY
4ND H3D B3 4 B3TT3R M4T3SPR1T FOR H3R 4NYW4YS
TH3 R41NBOW DR1NK3R 1S JUST UGHH
H3 SM3LLS WRONG FOR H3R
SO 1 D3C1D3D TO WR1T3 SOM3 F4NF1CT1ON FOR HOW 1T SHOULD GO
1TS R4T3D M4TUR3
SO W1GGL3RS DON’T R34D 1T
YOUR3 TOO YOUNG FOR TH1S STUFF >;]
B3LL4 G4SP3D 4S J4COB GR4BB3D H3R H4ND
SH3 STUMBL3D 4S H3 PULL3D H3R B3H1ND H1M
“J4K3!!! WH4T’S WRONG??” SH3 4SK3D 4S H3 PUSH3D H3R 1NTO H3R R3SP1T3BLOCK
H3 D1DNT 4SNW3R BUT H3 PUSH3D H3R 4G41NST TH3 CLOS3D DOOR 4ND L34N3D 1N CLOS3
“J4K3 W3 H4V3 COMP4NY” SH3 G4SP3D OUT 4S H1S H4NDS W3NT FOR H3R C4RT1L4G3 NUB 4ND B3G4N C4R3SS1NG 1T G3NTLY
“1 DON’T C4R3 1V3 W4TCH3D YOU 4S LONG 4S 1 C4N” H3 WH1SP3R3D H4RSHLY
“WH4T” SH3 WH1SP3R3D B4CK
H3R SH4M3 GLOB3S W3R3 OUT OF CONTROL
“I W4NT, NO 1 N33D YOU NOW” H3 STOPP3D WH4T H3 W4S DO1NG FOR 4 M1NUT3 4ND LOOK3D DOWN 4T H3R
H3 TOOK H3R H34D 1N H1S H4NDS 4ND K1SS3D H3R
4S 1F TH3 N34RN3SS OF H1S BODY W4S NOT 3NOUGH TH3 LONG1NG 1N H1S K1SS W4S 3NOUGH TO PUSH H3R OV3R TH3 3DG3
“NOW” SH3 WH1SP3R3D 4S H3 PULL3D FROM H3R L1PS
“G3T TH3 BUCK3TS”
4LSO 1 DR3W 4 P1CTUR3
[ I don’t expect you to read that much trolltext in one sitting soooo... Translation:
Okay, so I’m on the second of these Twilight books. And I think it’s a like a big smelly pile of barf at this point. Ugh, Kanaya, how do you read this shit? Bella obviously has feelings for the warm wolf boy, and he’d be a better matesprit for her anyways. The rainbow drinker is just ughhh. He smells wrong for her. So I decided to write some fanfiction for how it should go. It’s rated mature, so wigglers—DON’T READ. You’re too young for this stuff!
On to the story:
Bella gasped as Jacob grabbed her hand. She stumbled as he pulled her behind him.
“Jake! What’s wrong?” She asked as he pushed her into her respiteblock. He didn’t answer, but he pushed her against the closed door and leaned in close.
“Jake, we have company,” she gasped out as his hands went for her cartilage nub and began caressing it gently.
“I don’t care. I’ve watched you as long as I can.” He whispered harshly.
“What?” She whispered back.
Her shame globes were out of control.
“I want—no, I need you now.” He stopped what he was doing for a minute and looked down at her. He took her head in his hands and kissed her. As if the nearness of his body was not enough, the longing in his kiss was enough to push her over the edge.
“Now,” she whispered as he pulled from her lips.
“Get the buckets.” ]
4ND 1 TH1NK 1TS L1K3 4 B1G SM3LLY P1L3 OF B4RF 4T TH1S PO1NT
UGH K4N4Y4 HOW DO YOU R34D TH1S SH1T
>:[
B3LL4 OBV1OUSLY H4S F33L1NGS FOR TH3 W4RM WOLF BOY
4ND H3D B3 4 B3TT3R M4T3SPR1T FOR H3R 4NYW4YS
TH3 R41NBOW DR1NK3R 1S JUST UGHH
H3 SM3LLS WRONG FOR H3R
SO 1 D3C1D3D TO WR1T3 SOM3 F4NF1CT1ON FOR HOW 1T SHOULD GO
1TS R4T3D M4TUR3
SO W1GGL3RS DON’T R34D 1T
YOUR3 TOO YOUNG FOR TH1S STUFF >;]
B3LL4 G4SP3D 4S J4COB GR4BB3D H3R H4ND
SH3 STUMBL3D 4S H3 PULL3D H3R B3H1ND H1M
“J4K3!!! WH4T’S WRONG??” SH3 4SK3D 4S H3 PUSH3D H3R 1NTO H3R R3SP1T3BLOCK
H3 D1DNT 4SNW3R BUT H3 PUSH3D H3R 4G41NST TH3 CLOS3D DOOR 4ND L34N3D 1N CLOS3
“J4K3 W3 H4V3 COMP4NY” SH3 G4SP3D OUT 4S H1S H4NDS W3NT FOR H3R C4RT1L4G3 NUB 4ND B3G4N C4R3SS1NG 1T G3NTLY
“1 DON’T C4R3 1V3 W4TCH3D YOU 4S LONG 4S 1 C4N” H3 WH1SP3R3D H4RSHLY
“WH4T” SH3 WH1SP3R3D B4CK
H3R SH4M3 GLOB3S W3R3 OUT OF CONTROL
“I W4NT, NO 1 N33D YOU NOW” H3 STOPP3D WH4T H3 W4S DO1NG FOR 4 M1NUT3 4ND LOOK3D DOWN 4T H3R
H3 TOOK H3R H34D 1N H1S H4NDS 4ND K1SS3D H3R
4S 1F TH3 N34RN3SS OF H1S BODY W4S NOT 3NOUGH TH3 LONG1NG 1N H1S K1SS W4S 3NOUGH TO PUSH H3R OV3R TH3 3DG3
“NOW” SH3 WH1SP3R3D 4S H3 PULL3D FROM H3R L1PS
“G3T TH3 BUCK3TS”
4LSO 1 DR3W 4 P1CTUR3
[ I don’t expect you to read that much trolltext in one sitting soooo... Translation:
Okay, so I’m on the second of these Twilight books. And I think it’s a like a big smelly pile of barf at this point. Ugh, Kanaya, how do you read this shit? Bella obviously has feelings for the warm wolf boy, and he’d be a better matesprit for her anyways. The rainbow drinker is just ughhh. He smells wrong for her. So I decided to write some fanfiction for how it should go. It’s rated mature, so wigglers—DON’T READ. You’re too young for this stuff!
On to the story:
Bella gasped as Jacob grabbed her hand. She stumbled as he pulled her behind him.
“Jake! What’s wrong?” She asked as he pushed her into her respiteblock. He didn’t answer, but he pushed her against the closed door and leaned in close.
“Jake, we have company,” she gasped out as his hands went for her cartilage nub and began caressing it gently.
“I don’t care. I’ve watched you as long as I can.” He whispered harshly.
“What?” She whispered back.
Her shame globes were out of control.
“I want—no, I need you now.” He stopped what he was doing for a minute and looked down at her. He took her head in his hands and kissed her. As if the nearness of his body was not enough, the longing in his kiss was enough to push her over the edge.
“Now,” she whispered as he pulled from her lips.
“Get the buckets.” ]