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[ For those who want an action post, you’ll find Terezi in the gardens acting out an intense COURTBLOCK DRAMA with a variety of colorful Scalemates. The stage: a courtroom, with an imposing chalk-doodle on a tree serving as the PRIME ADJUDICATOR. Terezi is the prosecution and executioner, as emphasized by nooses hanging from the surrounding trees. There is no defense.

Over the course of the day (and well into the night), Terezi will be putting her dragon plushies on trials for many different crimes and will probably drag you into her roleplay if you approach.

For those who would prefer a video post, Terezi will be broadcasting the best part of her roleplay scenario: the hangings. Periodically, she’ll begin a video and announce a brief:

"Senator Berrytush, for crimes against the empire and treason, you are sentenced to death!"

Or

"Madame de Applesnuggle, for bribery and corruption, you are sentenced to death!"

before hoisting the offending dragon plushie up to her makeshift gallows (read: garden trees) and hanging it. All trials end in death. Justice has been served. ]

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[ A furious cane drubbing is necessary to ascertain Applesnuggle's demise.

Okay, check. Totally dead. ]

[That grin. He gave a small smile in return, as brief as hers had been. So this was Terezi in the flesh.

E-elevator Man. It's either that or some reference to cake. But they both referred to him somehow.

In this court of law, it was obvious who was in charge. Once that cane was pointed at him, Minato nodded to answer her question. That poor dragon. How could this have happened?]

[Wh--oh. It's one of those things.

Rei reaches into her pocket and takes out a pair of glasses. She puts them on.

Okay, now she's ready.]

Yes.

[ Terezi approaches, her arm wrapping around his as she guides him to the witness stand. ]

[ She points to a green Scalemate. The one that stabbed our poor, murdered friend. ]

[Justice Social Link for the win. Minato took his place at the witness stand once he was guided there and scanned the courtroom, making a note of all Scalemates present.

There probably wasn't a need for the defense, not with evidence like this and not with the prosecution this vehement in enforcing the law. Never mind the executioner's skills either.]

Yes. [He pointed to the perpetrator.] He did.

[ Oh man Terezi you are just too funny. Jade might break out of character every once in a while to laugh quietly to herself.]

Well I was on my way to visit a good friend of mine, that would be The Empress, when someone ran toward me! He was in such a hurry that he almost knocked me down. It was awful. Just awful. He was also carrying a suspicious looking bag in his arms.
[ She glares at Mr. Cherrybreath. You can almost see (or smell) the guilt in his cute little button eyes. ]

When I entered the castle I found out the jewels had just been stolen.

[ Oh, this is important testimony. Very important. Terezi stalks her way over to Minato, sticking her nose inches away from his face. You can practically hear her sniffing. ]

[ This time, her grin is completely in character. She whispers: ]

[ Without waiting, Terezi will dash off to some bushes, uncovering a decapitated Scalemate. ]

[Rei follows a little more sedately. She looks down at the "dead" Scalemate for a moment before realizing she should make some kind of comment.]

...Oh no.

[Can you imagine how deadpan this is?

Oh. Um.]

....Murdered?

[ She strokes her imaginary facial hair. ]

Yes.

[Um....]

...Chalk.....dust?

[ Jade's giggles are tactfully ignored. No tomfoolery in the courtroom! However, Terezi understands that Jade is a roleplay neophyte. Jade will get better with time. ]

Hmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Why were you in such a hurry that day, Mr. Cherrybreath?

[ Terezi leans intimidatingly over the Scalemate. She keeps this pose, completely silent, for five minutes. Redglare would be proud. ]

[ Terezi hands Rei some chalk. ]

[Rei crouches down carefully to grind up the chalk. When she's done, she adjusts her glasses, leaving a chalky smear on her face, and looks up at Terezi.]

....What do I use?

[ Terezi pulls out a pink Scalemate and hands it to Rei. ]

[....It takes her a minute of looking between the chalk dust and the Scalemate to figure out what to do. Then she commences using the Scalemate's ample pink bottom portions to liberally dust for prints.]

[ Terezi just stands there, beaming in pride. She will make you into a great RPer yet. ]

[Rei finishes dusting for prints and holds the Scalemate in her arms, ignoring the chalk dust she's getting on her clothes.]

Nothing.

[Personal space, what's that? Between being ~~crushed~~ hugged and hung onto for dear life by an armored robot, being visited by a kid in striped pajamas in the middle of the night while in bed, being told that that same kid turned into a scarf-wearing flirt and was somehow inside of him, and the vampire event among other things, personal space lost all meaning now.

Thus Terezi coming within let's say centimeters away from his face hadn't really surprised him. He didn't mind, actually; if she had been a complete stranger, he might have. His eyes looked to her then over at the accused Scalemate. How did he do it? Surreptitiously. No, that wasn't what she wanted. Probably.]

With a knife. [Didn't this courtroom have metal detectors?]

Wh...

*NO FAIR!!!

In any event, remember the kick ass cane he was talking about with LED's and ridiculousness? He was actually working on it, but he's willing to sacrifice his art if he has to brain Terezi with it and run. He's brandishing it menacingly.*

The hell are you doing here?

[It's not everyday your laps around the mansion take you through a mock courtroom.

Akihiko stops to catch his breath and wipe his brow, curiously glancing at the troll and the arrangement of dragon plush.]

[Feferi applauds a well-deserved execution beautifully played]

As usual, Redglare, your devotion to justice has seen another deviant glub his last. You should be congratulated for your hard work.

[Hey, just because she never roleplayed with them doesn't mean she doesn't know about it, at least enough to use the appropriate character name]

[ Oh, man. You've arrived just in time for the action. Terezi and a particularly nasty-looking blue Scalemate are rolling about the ground, engaged in mortal combat.

There's also some shouting about pirate ships being on fire, too. It's pretty incoherent.

At some point, Terezi gains the upperhand and tears one of the dragon's eyes out with her teeth. The dragon, like all rationale beings, "decides" to abscond the fuck out of this situation.

Which means Terezi is throwing it. At Akihiko. It'll make a little SQUEAK on contact. ]

[ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. ]

[ The "lineup" is a shitty pile of scalemates. ]

[ Sniff, sniff, sniff.

She pulls away slightly and holds up the knife in question. ]

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