-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[turn4bout]

[ For those who want an action post, you’ll find Terezi in the gardens acting out an intense COURTBLOCK DRAMA with a variety of colorful Scalemates. The stage: a courtroom, with an imposing chalk-doodle on a tree serving as the PRIME ADJUDICATOR. Terezi is the prosecution and executioner, as emphasized by nooses hanging from the surrounding trees. There is no defense.

Over the course of the day (and well into the night), Terezi will be putting her dragon plushies on trials for many different crimes and will probably drag you into her roleplay if you approach.


For those who would prefer a video post, Terezi will be broadcasting the best part of her roleplay scenario: the hangings. Periodically, she’ll begin a video and announce a brief:

"Senator Berrytush, for crimes against the empire and treason, you are sentenced to death!"

Or

"Madame de Applesnuggle, for bribery and corruption, you are sentenced to death!"

before hoisting the offending dragon plushie up to her makeshift gallows (read: garden trees) and hanging it. All trials end in death. Justice has been served. ]

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[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

action;

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[Action]

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ She'd correct you, but her mouth is currently full of Victory Skittles.

Drool. Everywhere.

But she's not a savage. She's got enough decency to offer Jade some. ]

[paper-knight.livejournal.com]

He shrugs. "Miss Redglare it is."

And off he goes to the garden with his stack of books. He's got some law, some ethics, and, because this is what he'd loved at Terezi's age, The Maltese Falcon and Charles Fort's Book of the Damned.
He stands to one side, waiting for a break in the game. He's planning to simply hand the books off and let Terezi get on with her reign of terror justice.

[wings-of-vanth.livejournal.com]

Miss...executioner here can sentence you to...

[Well, it looks like every dragon plush is slated for death today.]

A long, agonizing death. You should probably admit your crimes if you want it to be less painful.

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[jivitadana.livejournal.com]

Indeed. [He got her coin for her now.]

When's your next trial?

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

Terezi takes the books, thanks Mark kindly, then sends him on his way.


Not.

No, you are getting dragged into this clusterfuck of a legal system. Literally.

As in, Terezi's going to knock the books out of his hand, grab his arm, and drag him to a box that she's using as the jury's stand.

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ Hint: she's not shaking.

because she's a stuffed animal. ]

[action]

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ She plops down on the grass. ]

[wings-of-vanth.livejournal.com]

[He holds the one-eyed doll out so that it faces the troll.]

This young lady means business. You don't want to make things worse.

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ For emphasis, Terezi leans in close and liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks the remaining eye. Like the biggest creeper imaginable. ]



[ Terezi takes a step back, addressing the audience. ]



[ Which is done. Swiftly. Justicely. ]

this is COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED and also ilu

[paper-knight.livejournal.com]

"Was that completely necessary?" he protests as he's dragged, referring to the mistreatment of the books. He picked those out pretty carefully.

[action]

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

[Guess who's about to be the casualty?

This guy.

He's the casualty.

It's him.]

...What are you doing to these dolls?

[action forever]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[Just going for a walk in the garden, oh it's so nice in the spring, la la la OH THAT IS A LOT OF NOOSES.]

[wings-of-vanth.livejournal.com]

[He blinks a bit. Another scalemate hanging from the trees.]

action;

[second-first.livejournal.com]

Why? [The question is soft.] Forensics...would be harder.

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[jivitadana.livejournal.com]

I believe this is yours then?

[He decided to sit down nearby and hand her the coin.]

You're sure the agent of justice is allowed to rest?

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[bone-genius.livejournal.com]

All crimes? Even, like, parking violations?

[Every troll Brennan meets seems to be at least a little stranger than the last...]

I... I guess I could be here for the next trial. [Whatever that means...]

[Action]

[ironlass.livejournal.com]

[ Yay skittles!!

Taste the rainbow. Taste the justice. Jade eats the green ones first. ]

So what now? The criminal has been successfully prosecuted!

[action]

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ She takes the coin and sniffs it a few times. Man, she never checks what side it lands on. Whoops. It goes straight into her pocket for dramatic coinflippings later. ]

[action]

[jivitadana.livejournal.com]

Consume you? Sounds unpleasant.

[Though anyone considered "His Tyranny" was probably not entirely pleasant anyway.]

I'd save you if it came to that.

[action]

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ Now is time for celebratory high fives. Come on, Akihiko. You know you want to high five. And even if you don't, Terezi's holding her hand up. DON'T LEAVE HER HANGING. ]

[Action]

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ She uses her cane to tap, tap, tap her way over, shoving Scalemates out of the way. A proper legislacerator can't trip in the middle of the court room! That's just silly! ]



[ Armgrab. You are not getting out of this. ]

[wings-of-vanth.livejournal.com]

[Nah, he won't leave her hanging. This must've been a pretty cutthroat character to warrant a high five.]