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-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --
[ For those who want an action post, you’ll find Terezi in the gardens acting out an intense COURTBLOCK DRAMA with a variety of colorful Scalemates. The stage: a courtroom, with an imposing chalk-doodle on a tree serving as the PRIME ADJUDICATOR. Terezi is the prosecution and executioner, as emphasized by nooses hanging from the surrounding trees. There is no defense.
Over the course of the day (and well into the night), Terezi will be putting her dragon plushies on trials for many different crimes and will probably drag you into her roleplay if you approach.
For those who would prefer a video post, Terezi will be broadcasting the best part of her roleplay scenario: the hangings. Periodically, she’ll begin a video and announce a brief:
"Senator Berrytush, for crimes against the empire and treason, you are sentenced to death!"
Or
"Madame de Applesnuggle, for bribery and corruption, you are sentenced to death!"
before hoisting the offending dragon plushie up to her makeshift gallows (read: garden trees) and hanging it. All trials end in death. Justice has been served. ]
Over the course of the day (and well into the night), Terezi will be putting her dragon plushies on trials for many different crimes and will probably drag you into her roleplay if you approach.
For those who would prefer a video post, Terezi will be broadcasting the best part of her roleplay scenario: the hangings. Periodically, she’ll begin a video and announce a brief:
"Senator Berrytush, for crimes against the empire and treason, you are sentenced to death!"
Or
"Madame de Applesnuggle, for bribery and corruption, you are sentenced to death!"
before hoisting the offending dragon plushie up to her makeshift gallows (read: garden trees) and hanging it. All trials end in death. Justice has been served. ]
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[ Without waiting, Terezi will dash off to some bushes, uncovering a decapitated Scalemate. ]
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...Oh no.
[Can you imagine how deadpan this is?
Oh. Um.]
....Murdered?
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[ She strokes her imaginary facial hair. ]
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[Um....]
...Chalk.....dust?
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....What do I use?
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Nothing.
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[ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. ]
[ The "lineup" is a shitty pile of scalemates. ]
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Y'know. Since they're all pretty much exactly the same except for their color.]
Which one?
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A Legislacerator isn't just one who can piece together clues and facts. A Legislacerator must have inherent talent. And like Stephen Colbert says, Terezi's relying on her gut.
She sniffs each dragon a few times, then slowly (thoughtfully), approaches Rei. She points at the dragon in her arms. ]
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Her?
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[ The disgust drips off Terezi's tongue. Like drool. Because there is drool dripping off her tongue as she licks at the dragon's eyes. ]
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....I am surprised.
[Doesn't she sound it?]
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[ which is two steps to the right. ]
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...What is the evidence?
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[ SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF. ]
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