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[ For those who want an action post, you’ll find Terezi in the gardens acting out an intense COURTBLOCK DRAMA with a variety of colorful Scalemates. The stage: a courtroom, with an imposing chalk-doodle on a tree serving as the PRIME ADJUDICATOR. Terezi is the prosecution and executioner, as emphasized by nooses hanging from the surrounding trees. There is no defense.

Over the course of the day (and well into the night), Terezi will be putting her dragon plushies on trials for many different crimes and will probably drag you into her roleplay if you approach.

For those who would prefer a video post, Terezi will be broadcasting the best part of her roleplay scenario: the hangings. Periodically, she’ll begin a video and announce a brief:

"Senator Berrytush, for crimes against the empire and treason, you are sentenced to death!"

Or

"Madame de Applesnuggle, for bribery and corruption, you are sentenced to death!"

before hoisting the offending dragon plushie up to her makeshift gallows (read: garden trees) and hanging it. All trials end in death. Justice has been served. ]

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*Tim for the defense!*

What the hell are you doing?

[ Jade was just making her daily trip to the garden when she stumbles upon... a courtroom drama? The multiple ropes hanging from the trees is admittedly disturbing to her, but Terezi is a single female lawyer
fighting for her client
wearing sexy miniskirts and being self-reliant.

Okay not really, but she is still fun to watch. So, Jade sits and observes until the trial is over. Do you hear that? It's Jade, clapping for JUSTICE. ]

Yaaay!

"Terezi?"

Broadcast via audio, because she seems a little busy for text.

"I've got some books for you."

Finally. He wouldn't interrupt her game, but he wants to get this done before something else comes up.

"Is there somewhere I can leave them?"

Nothing will make her break character. Nothing.

[ Do you think your applause will make her break character? We're dealing with a professional here.

She turns (dramatically), pointing her dragonheaded cane in Jade's general direction (also dramatically). ]

Our lead witness for the next session has arrived. Lady Citrusjoy, do you have any reservations before we begin?

Aren't you supposed to have a defense lawyer present? And uhm.. that doink doink sound?

[Action because it had to be action. Plus after the event, Minato had planned to just... sleep. And outside it was nice during the day. But it looked like Terezi had already claimed most of the gardens. Time to go see what she's up to and finally meet a troll in person.

For now, he'll just be standing nearby in the shade of another tree and watch her play out... whatever it was she was playing out. She really did like dragons, didn't she?]

[ Jade takes a look around her only to realize that Terezi is actually pointing at her.

She is Lady Citrusjoy. She giggles and plays along, getting up off the ground. ]

None at all Madam!

[Feferi hadn't so much planned on going outside as she had caught one of Terezi's broadcasts and had decided to go and see what was going on from a not quite as safe vantage point.

Because she is at least somewhat aware of Alternian customs, because she pretty much has to be, she knows not to interrupt a trial in progress and so she simply sits and observes, lest she herself incur the wrath of the Prime Adjudicator and more importantly the prosecution]

*And click goes the video feed.

He may be barricading his door right now....*

[ And she'll continue to play. Questioning a dragon, shaking another for information, explaining things to HIS MOST HONORABLE TYRANNY-- until, she suddenly pulls out a knife and makes one of the dragons fucking stab another one.

There's a moment or two when she carries on about her business. She addresses the crowd of other dragons, and then calls forth her star witness.

The star witness with the knife through its plush stomach. ]

[ that's your cue, Minato. ]

[ someone's kicking at your window, tim. WHO COULD IT POSSIBLY BE?!?!?! ]

What the hell? I LIVE ON THE TENTH FLOOR.

*Hesitantly approaching the window, he's ready to beat you to death with his cane.*

Excellent! [ There's a moment or two as Terezi resets the scene. A Red Scalemate is under suspicion of stealing the Empress' jewels!! This devious individual has a special noose waiting for him, but it's the mighty Redglare's duty to make an example of him first.

Terezi "examines" the courtroom, nudging a few Scalemates into the perfect positions.

Okay, good?

Yeah, good.

The stage is set. ]

Court is now in session!

[ Terezi approaches, gives a slight bow, and then guides Jade to a box set up by the HIS MOST HONORABLE TYRANNY tree. ]

I want you to give the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Is that understood?

[ JETPACKS ARE AMAZING THINGS. KICK KICK KICK ]

[... Wait, what. She was way too passionate about this case. It was intriguing, to say the least. But then again, he thought it might be best to play along. This was the same girl (troll?) who somehow and some way discovered something about him that he never said a word to anyone about.

Okay, so he stepped out of the shade and into the world of her imagination which just so happened to be a courtroom full of dragons, dead or alive. And how could he stand around while justice was at a standstill?

He took off the headphones from his ears now. Now it was serious, dude.]

[ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we have a hanging after a rather intense cross-examination period. Terezi waits for the Scalemate to stop "twitching" before ascertaining death (with a furious cane drubbing).

Once she's done, she'll give Feferi a bow. ]

[ There's a brief moment where she breaks character. She grins. Wider than a mouth should grin with sharp, sharp teeth.

But in an instant, it's gone. She points at Minato with her cane. ]

*Fine... he opens fhe window aaand.... what the hell?*

Where the hell did you get that?

*And where can he get one?*

[ She glances at His Honorable Tyranny for a moment. Boy, Alternian judges sure are scary! Actually, Alternian everythings are scary. And she does feel just a bit silly for doing this, but the temptation to become even more multicultural is much too great. She looks back at Terezi and nods ]

I, Lady Citrusjoy, promise to only speak the truth!

[ Sorry, bro. Can't answer. Shoving you out of the way and forcing herself into your room. ]

[ And then it's suddenly gone. Vanished. No stealing. ]

[ Terezi leans in close, her nose just inches away from Jade's face. And. She sniiiiiiiiiiffs. For a good minute, she remains completely silent, just sniffing. MUST SMELL THE TRUTH, obviously. ]

Alright. [ Grin. ]

Let's have some justice!

[ She finally pulls away, spreading her arms in a dramatic gesture and begins addressing the "audience." ]

Ladies and gentlemen, before us today is the miserable case of Mr. Cherrybreath.

On the 11th bilunar perigee of the 4th light season's equinox, this deviant was hungry. But, no! Ladies and gentlemen! It wasn't for food! It wasn't for glory or even power! It was for wealth. Wealth that did not belong to him.

[ She points dramatically at the offender. ]

He wanted all the wealth! All of it! That's why he broke into the Empress' castlehive and stole the royal jewels! He thought he could get away with it too!

[ She turns, back to the audience, voice low. ]

However...

There was a single witness to this crime.

[ Step, step, step. Terezi approaches Jade. ]

Lady Citrusjoy, tell His Most Honorable Tyranny what you saw.

[Okay, Rei thought being in the gardens was a good idea.

Appaaaaaarently not.

She stops and watches the execution of Madame de Applesnuggle in silence.]

....Terezi.

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Video because he's trying to never be in the same room as the law...

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oh my gosh. I know I owe you other tags first but OH MY GOSH.

video; one day, tim. you cannot escape the law.

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He can't escape, but he CAN hide forever...

her nose will find you. her nostacle of righteousness

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