-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[turn4bout]

[ On mirrors throughout the Mansion, Terezi leaves pictures and messages in bright red crayon:

1 W4NT TO SP34K W1TH TH3 QU33N >8y

On her own personal mirror, there's a quick:

C4NDYK4RK4T WH3R3 4R3 YOU

ACTION-wise, Terezi will be writing on every mirror she can find. That means, yes, she will be running all over the Mansion. Yes, she will probably break into your room. She will have no regrets. ]

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[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ Terezi bustles by, shoving Yousuke out of the way with her cane. ]



[ Shooooooooove. Gotta check the mirror, man. ]

[masukukunai.livejournal.com]

[DOOF. Yousuke stumbles sideways as what at first appears to be a young girl pushes him out of the way.]

Hey! How about an 'excuse me', or--

Holy...!

[DEFINITELY NOT A LITTLE GIRL.]

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ Because that's how the cool kids sigh. ]



[ There is furious canewaving and frowning happening here. Enjoy those teeth, yousuke. ]

[masukukunai.livejournal.com]

[She even sounds like her text! Although he cannot say whether or not she would be justice flavored yet.]

[But this definitely confirms what the others had been saying about non-humans.]

E-either way! [I'M BRAVE AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR WORRYINGLY LARGE POINTED TEETH.] You don't just shove people and wave your stick at--

Wait, are you blind?

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ SHIN-PUNCH WITH A CANE. YOUSUKE YOU ARE CAPTAIN OBVIOUS IT IS YOU.

But Terezi's going to invade the fuck out of your personal space. She grabs Yousuke's shirt and drags his face close to hers. Sniiiiiiiiiiifff. ]



[ AND THEN YOU GET LICKED. ]

[masukukunai.livejournal.com]

[Oh fuck oh shit OH FUCK OH SHIT IS IT GOING TO BITE ME AAAAAH BLIND LITTLE GIRL CAN'T SHOVE OH SHIT OH FUCK IT'S LICKING ME OH MY GOD WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO???]

[So OFOSOFOSIIGTBMABLGCSOHOFILMOMGWAISTD. Yousuke makes a sound like that. And does sort of a stiff hop like someone just pulled his collar back and dumped ice down his shirt. Okay. Okay. Words. We can make them.]

What are you doing?

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ GETTING CLOSE AGAIN. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THIS SHARK. LOOK AT ALL THOSE TEETH WHILE SHE GRINS. LOOK AT THEM. ]

[masukukunai.livejournal.com]

P-punish?

[Oh God, he doesn't want to know. He's imagining her tongue shooting out and goring him through the forehead, or her teeth ripping out his throat, or some kind of horrible alien impregnation maneuver... He's watched way too many horror movies. Oh God oh God oh God.]

Why would you need to-- taste me? That's way gross! It's been hours since I took a shower!

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ Sniiiiiiffffff. ]

[masukukunai.livejournal.com]

[Calibrate gallows... Oh yeah, uh, hanging. Right. His vocabulary is not that dense.]

Hey, I'm still twice your size! [Or one and a half times, or something. He tries to pry her off from plastering her face in his shirt.] Get off!

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ Taller does not equate to stopping her from chomping down on his shirt. Enjoy the new hole. ]

[masukukunai.livejournal.com]

[Gasp, his birdie shirt! Nobody touches the birdie shirt!!!]

[Of course, he only exacerbates the problem by continuing to push her away. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrip! Terezi now has a good chunk of the front of his shirt to suck on. And she left some pretty visible bite marks on him, God damn.]

What the hell! [He grabs at his shirt in distress.] Do you do this to everyone you meet? Are you half shark or something?!