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Comments

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

*Swatting at her like she's a sentient pinata.*

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[ catching that fucking cane in her TEETH ]

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

Hey!

*He tries to pull it back before she leaves pointy teeth marks all over it.*

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[ GNAW GNAW GNAW ]

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

I hope you electrocute yourself on the wires.

*Tug tug tug GIVE IT BACK.*

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ Hold on, gently pulling one out with her teeth. It hasn't been severed yet. ]

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

Oh COME ON! It took me a long time to make this thing..

*Okay.. it took him like an hour. Still. That's an hour he doesn't want to relive.*

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[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

You won't give it back!

*He knows you too well.*

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[ she releases the cane from her jaws of justice. ]

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

*He pulls his cane back and inspects the damage.*

You can only borrow this if I can borrow the jetpack.

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[ Grin. ]

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

Do you need me to help rig some gallows for the dragon plushies? I could probably make a laser.

*You know you want this.*

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ She thinks this over. ]

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

Can I be paid in beer and jetpack rides?

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ which means she'll burst through his window at random times of the day, pick him up, and go flying. ]

[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

..... If you drop me, I'm not gonna build you a sweet gallows.

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[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

That's not that reassuring. Come on.. my leg is already broken, I don't need the rest of me broken too.

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[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

Sweet.

...... did you actually come here to hire me for the thing I just invented right now? Because thay's kinda amazing.

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[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

*Adds judge bribing to his list of accomplishments.*

I'll just keep thinking up awesome things to make for you.

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[timisnotme.livejournal.com]

But I'm too awesome to die. Again.