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[ Grin. ]

Do you need me to help rig some gallows for the dragon plushies? I could probably make a laser.

*You know you want this.*

[ She thinks this over. ]

Can I be paid in beer and jetpack rides?

[ which means she'll burst through his window at random times of the day, pick him up, and go flying. ]

..... If you drop me, I'm not gonna build you a sweet gallows.

That's not that reassuring. Come on.. my leg is already broken, I don't need the rest of me broken too.

Sweet.

...... did you actually come here to hire me for the thing I just invented right now? Because thay's kinda amazing.

Awesome.

*Adds judge bribing to his list of accomplishments.*

I'll just keep thinking up awesome things to make for you.

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But I'm too awesome to die. Again.

..... you're not my favorite person right now.

[ ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL, SNIFFING THAT TERRIBLE TIEDYE. ]

My shirt likes you too.. kinda.

*NYAAAUUGHHHH PUSHING AWAY.*

Whya re you always sniffing me?!?!

[ LATCHING ONTO THAT SHIRT WITH HER CLAWS. HER NOSE IS ALL UP IN THAT BUSINESS. ]

Hey. HEY! Don't rip it. Come on..

[ One last sniff and bitch gettin' shoved. ]

*He stumbles back, you jerk.*

Triple check what? It's really my shirt....

[ She absconds to the window. ]

*He salutes. You're lucky he likes your insanity.*

Aye aye. Where do you want it?

[ with that, she's taking a running leap straight out the window. ]

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