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[turn4bout]

[ KNOCK. KNOCK, MOTHERFUCKERS. Someone's pounding on your door. Might want to open it up. You wouldn't want to keep the FBI waiting, would you?

There are two "agents" at the door. Both in matching black suits with matching terribly colored, hideous ties. Both with badges in hand (Terezi's is upside down). One is covered in gray facepaint and has candy corn taped to her head. The other is Dean fucking Winchester.

And you, my friend, are suspected of a various assortment of crimes. ]

Comments

[urnewkingbitch.livejournal.com]

Terezi on alcohol is like sugar to a kid with ADHD.

[At least he and Dean can agree on that. Dave goes over to his closet and pulls out two burgers for them, setting them on his desk. He reaches back in to take out a cold beer and a cherry slushie, also setting them on his desk. Then he retrieves a burger and Coca-cola for himself.]

How's the investigation goin'?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Okay, he should probably be a little more flustered, but...]

What, like, since my husband left? Not too much.

[H-He'll play up the embarrassment and down the deadpan snark later, but he couldn't help himself!]

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

Really? But whales are a staple part of Gl'bgolyb's diet! And Terezi, you know what happens if she gets upset. I don't know where Eridan got them from...though it does explain why he gave them to me.

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[Dean takes off his sunglasses, then, scrutinizing her.]

What exactly happens when your Cthulhu monster gets upset, ma'am?

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

[Her expression is full of dismay as she replies]

The destruction of the entire troll race.

[paper-knight.livejournal.com]

[He glares at Dean. He doesn't like the implication that he's being less than frank.]

I was here. Every night in August.

[So there. Nyeh.]