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[turn4bout]

[ KNOCK. KNOCK, MOTHERFUCKERS. Someone's pounding on your door. Might want to open it up. You wouldn't want to keep the FBI waiting, would you?

There are two "agents" at the door. Both in matching black suits with matching terribly colored, hideous ties. Both with badges in hand (Terezi's is upside down). One is covered in gray facepaint and has candy corn taped to her head. The other is Dean fucking Winchester.

And you, my friend, are suspected of a various assortment of crimes. ]

Comments

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

[Which is pretty intimidating when it's Terezi]

I was just swimming along and there were dead whales. Which is a shame, even though I think it's a little impolite to call the people who like them bitches, but my lusus has to eat and my leaving them wouldn't have changed that they were dead.

Have you spoken to Eridan?

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

We have yet to question him. What makes you think he's involved?

[Dean adjusts his shades, because even though they're inside, sunglasses are still cool.]

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

Or are you shifting the blame? Hmmmm?

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

What? No! It's just that he gave me a whale before so maybe when it didn't work the first time he decided he just needed to give me more whales.

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

So Eridan's been dealing in whales, lately?

[He gives Terezi the suspicious side-eye and then looks back to their victim questionable suspect.]

Pretty heavy contraband, dontcha think?

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

Really? But whales are a staple part of Gl'bgolyb's diet! And Terezi, you know what happens if she gets upset. I don't know where Eridan got them from...though it does explain why he gave them to me.

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[Dean takes off his sunglasses, then, scrutinizing her.]

What exactly happens when your Cthulhu monster gets upset, ma'am?

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

[Her expression is full of dismay as she replies]

The destruction of the entire troll race.