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Terezi Pyrope {gallowsCalibrator} ([personal profile] turn4bout) wrote2011-01-25 07:29 am
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-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[ You’re watching a courtroom drama. Except this is a liiiiittle bit different than what you’re used to, I’m sure. For example, Terezi will be addressing HIS TYRANNY, the GREAT AND MIGHTY chalk drawing on her wall. He is very impressive. It seems the defendant is not so much.

In fact, it’s a stitch doll of THE HUGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD in her BLUH BLUH HUGE SPOILERS outfit. This doll also has a noose around its neck. It seems the GREAT JUDGE OF ALL CRIMES has already made his decision. Too bad you never saw the interrogation. But now, it’s up to Terezi to calibrate the gallows. Which she will be doing. With copious amounts of joy.

And by “gallows” and “calibrating,” we mean Terezi is launching this poor, unfortunate, now-struggling doll from the window with all of her might. If your ears are as good as Terezi’s, you might here a satisfying tear of fabric. But if they aren’t, her smirk is enough to tell you what just happened.

She gives HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY your usual congratulations on the triumphs of justice. Which means Terezi is now slobbering all over her wall and licking up the chalk. Turns to the screen. And bows. The post cuts out.

The law has been served. Life is good.
]

[identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ WHAT IS THIS NOISE, KARKAT? GUESS WHO IS STOMPING DOWN THE HALLWAY AFTER SNIFFING YOU OUT. GUESS WHO IS NOW KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR DEMANDING TO BE LET IN. ]

[identity profile] forevercapslock.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[SLKGJSG GUESS WHO JUST SHOVED HIS DOLL INTO A DRAWER. NOT THAT IT'S GOING TO PUT UP WITH THAT SHIT QUIETLY.]

[identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ BURSTING IN. SNIFFING AROUND MUCH LIKE A HOUND DOG. since this is now action, i don't feel like typing numbers ]

[identity profile] forevercapslock.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Totally trying to stifle the thumping noise from the drawer without making it obvious.]

[identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sniff, sniff. Trying to tell who it is through the smell, but is very unsuccessful.

So, instead, she'll stalk towards Karkat in the most threatening manner imaginable. We're talking T-REX hand motions and everything.
]

[identity profile] forevercapslock.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[He retrieves the toy (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100813215643/mspaintadventures/images/thumb/8/87/Karkat_Lusus.png/220px-Karkat_Lusus.png) from the drawer and hides it behind his back.]

[identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ RIGHT UP IN YOUR FACE, KARKAT. SNIFFING YOUR SECRETS. She could easily make a grab for the doll, but then the fun would be over, and tormenting Karkat is always the most fun.

Oh, but she just can't put her finger on what that smell is. She'll have to get closer.

And.

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK.
]

[identity profile] forevercapslock.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[He pushes her face away because ew.]

[identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ OH. That scent...

IT'S GRUMPINESS.
]



[ YOU CANNOT STOP THE SNIFFING. or the cackling. because this is hilarious. ]

[identity profile] forevercapslock.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)


[He might not be able to stop the sniffing, but he is backing away. Like that's going to save him.]

[identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)


[ exactly. resume dramatic Trollasaurus Rex stalking. ]

[identity profile] forevercapslock.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)


[He drops the stupid thing and sticks his finger in his mouth where the crabby cut him with it's pincer things. They are surprisingly sharp for such a small dude.]

[identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There are three options here:

1) GO FOR THE (potential) BLOOD
2) GO FOR THE CRAB (the one that isn't Karkat)
3) HURP DERP DERP DERP

All of which are highly incentivized. Highly.

But you decide for the most pressing option-- YOU GO FOR THE GOLD IN THE BEIJING OLYMPICS.

And by that, we mean option 2). Because, hey, AS SURPRISING AS IT SEEMS, she respects Karkat to leave his blood alone. So WITH ALL THE SPEED OF A BEAR TEARING THE FACE OFF A SALMON, she'll scoop up the Crabdad doll.
]

[identity profile] forevercapslock.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)


[Which is muffled by his finger. And he's totally not sulking right now.]

[identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's about half a second where Terezi wishes she could interact with her lusus again. Even if it was some crappy doll. But... ]



[ ... ]

[identity profile] forevercapslock.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)


[He yanks his hand away from his mouth, though.]

[identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Legit question.

She'll poke at Crabdad's snapping claws while thinking. He is far too slow for her superior rapping techniques speed.
]

[identity profile] forevercapslock.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is reminding him of an older conversation, and he's mostly done sulking. At least done enough to be curious.]

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