-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

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[ You’re watching a courtroom drama. Except this is a liiiiittle bit different than what you’re used to, I’m sure. For example, Terezi will be addressing HIS TYRANNY, the GREAT AND MIGHTY chalk drawing on her wall. He is very impressive. It seems the defendant is not so much.

In fact, it’s a stitch doll of THE HUGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD in her BLUH BLUH HUGE SPOILERS outfit. This doll also has a noose around its neck. It seems the GREAT JUDGE OF ALL CRIMES has already made his decision. Too bad you never saw the interrogation. But now, it’s up to Terezi to calibrate the gallows. Which she will be doing. With copious amounts of joy.

And by “gallows” and “calibrating,” we mean Terezi is launching this poor, unfortunate, now-struggling doll from the window with all of her might. If your ears are as good as Terezi’s, you might here a satisfying tear of fabric. But if they aren’t, her smirk is enough to tell you what just happened.

She gives HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY your usual congratulations on the triumphs of justice. Which means Terezi is now slobbering all over her wall and licking up the chalk. Turns to the screen. And bows. The post cuts out.

The law has been served. Life is good. ]

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[He pushes her face away because ew.]

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[ OH. That scent...

IT'S GRUMPINESS. ]



[ YOU CANNOT STOP THE SNIFFING. or the cackling. because this is hilarious. ]

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[He might not be able to stop the sniffing, but he is backing away. Like that's going to save him.]

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[ exactly. resume dramatic Trollasaurus Rex stalking. ]

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[Yes it is.]

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[He drops the stupid thing and sticks his finger in his mouth where the crabby cut him with it's pincer things. They are surprisingly sharp for such a small dude.]

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[ There are three options here:

1) GO FOR THE (potential) BLOOD
2) GO FOR THE CRAB (the one that isn't Karkat)
3) HURP DERP DERP DERP

All of which are highly incentivized. Highly.

But you decide for the most pressing option-- YOU GO FOR THE GOLD IN THE BEIJING OLYMPICS.

And by that, we mean option 2). Because, hey, AS SURPRISING AS IT SEEMS, she respects Karkat to leave his blood alone. So WITH ALL THE SPEED OF A BEAR TEARING THE FACE OFF A SALMON, she'll scoop up the Crabdad doll. ]

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[Which is muffled by his finger. And he's totally not sulking right now.]

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[ There's about half a second where Terezi wishes she could interact with her lusus again. Even if it was some crappy doll. But... ]



[ ... ]

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[He yanks his hand away from his mouth, though.]

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[ Legit question.

She'll poke at Crabdad's snapping claws while thinking. He is far too slow for her superior rapping techniques speed. ]

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[This is reminding him of an older conversation, and he's mostly done sulking. At least done enough to be curious.]

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[ it's not really. ]

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[Except the HUGE BLUH BLUH BITCH.]

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[ grumble grumble. shaking crabdad doll menacingly.





sigh. ]

[ eye point. crabdad doll tries to grab at her glasses and fails miserably. ]

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[He doesn't bother admitting he wishes he'd gotten to see it.]

[He thinks he probably already knows, but he wants her to explain it.]

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[ Crabdad finally gets a claw on her. She gives it a swift punch, stuffs it back in the drawer, and tips the damn thing over, trapping it inside. She then poses like GODDAMN CAPTAIN MORGAN. HELL YEAH. ]

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[ this face: >:[ ]

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[ Despite what she just said, Terezi's going to quit her dramapose to walk over. She'll put her hands on his shoulders. ]

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[He gives her a skeptical look but does as he's told.]