-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[turn4bout]

[ For those who want an action post, you’ll find Terezi in the gardens acting out an intense COURTBLOCK DRAMA with a variety of colorful Scalemates. The stage: a courtroom, with an imposing chalk-doodle on a tree serving as the PRIME ADJUDICATOR. Terezi is the prosecution and executioner, as emphasized by nooses hanging from the surrounding trees. There is no defense.

Over the course of the day (and well into the night), Terezi will be putting her dragon plushies on trials for many different crimes and will probably drag you into her roleplay if you approach.


For those who would prefer a video post, Terezi will be broadcasting the best part of her roleplay scenario: the hangings. Periodically, she’ll begin a video and announce a brief:

"Senator Berrytush, for crimes against the empire and treason, you are sentenced to death!"

Or

"Madame de Applesnuggle, for bribery and corruption, you are sentenced to death!"

before hoisting the offending dragon plushie up to her makeshift gallows (read: garden trees) and hanging it. All trials end in death. Justice has been served. ]

Comments

[wings-of-vanth.livejournal.com]

[This feels so silly. Hopefully nobody is watching.]

...Where were you...on the night of the crime?

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ Terezi puts her hand on Akihiko's shoulder and pulls him aside, away from the Scalemate. She speaks, keeping her voice low: ]

[wings-of-vanth.livejournal.com]

But this isn't- [He pauses, and sighs. The faster they get this over with, the sooner he can continue his training.] ...No, we don't.

[...He had kind of fancied being in law enforcement.]

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ Grin. Backpat. ]

[wings-of-vanth.livejournal.com]

[Here goes something.]

...Miss Second-In-Command, there are few things worse than taking an active roll in helping a criminal commit a crime. The title of [Gambli...Gumbleguts? No...] 'pirate' is nothing to be proud of. Do you deny, uh... [He looks to Terezi.] her accusations?

[After his semi-dramatic lines, he sighs. Softly.]

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ Advice from the sidelines: ]

[wings-of-vanth.livejournal.com]

[What kind of courtroom is this?]

Alright...

[He gives the scalemate a half-hearted slap, but shakes it a bit to compensate.]

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ Good, good. Hard enough to sting, but won't leave a bruise. Terezi is dealing with a professional here. ]

[wings-of-vanth.livejournal.com]

Miss...executioner here can sentence you to...

[Well, it looks like every dragon plush is slated for death today.]

A long, agonizing death. You should probably admit your crimes if you want it to be less painful.

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ Hint: she's not shaking.

because she's a stuffed animal. ]

[wings-of-vanth.livejournal.com]

[He holds the one-eyed doll out so that it faces the troll.]

This young lady means business. You don't want to make things worse.

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ For emphasis, Terezi leans in close and liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks the remaining eye. Like the biggest creeper imaginable. ]



[ Terezi takes a step back, addressing the audience. ]



[ Which is done. Swiftly. Justicely. ]

[wings-of-vanth.livejournal.com]

[He blinks a bit. Another scalemate hanging from the trees.]

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ Now is time for celebratory high fives. Come on, Akihiko. You know you want to high five. And even if you don't, Terezi's holding her hand up. DON'T LEAVE HER HANGING. ]

[wings-of-vanth.livejournal.com]

[Nah, he won't leave her hanging. This must've been a pretty cutthroat character to warrant a high five.]