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[ when not training robots, terezi has taken to abusing office supplies and making fun of people. here are the fruits of her labors. ]

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THOS3 4R3 BR1CKS DUMP4SS H3H3H3H3
GO GO GO GO
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T1M3 TO 3XP3R1M3NT!!
UGHHHH

D1D 1 M1SS 4NYON3?
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[ Ten minutes later, Terezi bursts into the room (her usual option of breaking windows and entering from the outside can't happen, unfortunately). She's leaving a trail of garbage and paper scraps in her wake. Circling Souji once, twice, three times, she eventually jumps up on the table, face pointed at the door.

ALL OF THIS IS DONE IN SILENCE. ]

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[Souji watches this in silence, maybe a little too closely, because Terezi looks a little spicy, like nutmeg or cinnamon, but smoother too, with hints of some fruit he can't think of a name for.

Then it occurs to him to look over at the door too.]

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

[ waaaaait for it...

wait for it.......

WAAAAAAAAAIT FOOOOORRR ITTTTTTTT.... ]

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[.....Waitinggggg]

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[ whirr whirr that's the sound of about fifteen robots whirr whirr whirr

they are coming in and circling you, souji. this is a brilliant sight. ]

[eatsyourscience.livejournal.com]

[....oh.

oh man.

They look like oil and static charge and DEATH.

Hang on while he performs some kind of acrobatic fucking maneuver onto the table beside Terezi.]

Wow.

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[ They've consumed the trash that was circling Souji, so, for a moment, it looks like they're about to leave. But Terezi's smart. She begins emptying her pockets on the ground below, inciting them to stay. ]

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Desperate times...

[Souji leans over the edge of the table to watch them.]

Hey, before when we talked, what did you say I taste like?

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[eatsyourscience.livejournal.com]

And fog, right?

I think I'm starting to get what you meant.

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[ She'll turn and sniff at that. Sniff sniff sniff. ]



[ She'll throw the rest of her pocket lint on the floor and lean in uncomfortably close to Souji. ]

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[He leans away a little and nods.]

That's right. [Yeah, he did say that didn't he? Well, okay. It can't be as bad as Yousuke makes it sound.] Go ahead.

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[ THERE IS SUDDENLY SLOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBERRRRRRR ALL OVER THE GODDAMN PLACE ]

[eatsyourscience.livejournal.com]

[....Okay so maybe it is as bad as Yousuke makes it sound.

Good thing Souji's so gray and handsome or this would be disgusting. But it's not nearly as bad as being in the same river Morooka's puking in, so he just waits for her to be done.]

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How was it?

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Mysteries...? [He looks at himself....doesn't look like mysteries to him.]

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You look like dragonfruit [yeah, that's what it was!] and spices.

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[ She giggles at the dragon part. ]