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[ when not training robots, terezi has taken to abusing office supplies and making fun of people. here are the fruits of her labors. ]
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TH1S GUY C4NT 3V3N W4LK
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TH1S 1S WHY 1 4DOR3 YOU, K4RK4T
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UGHHHH
D1D 1 M1SS 4NYON3?
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TH1S GUY C4NT 3V3N W4LK
FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
Y34H, 1 H4V3 NO 1D34? N33DS MOR3 4MY
LOOK 4T TH1S B4D4SS
THOS3 4R3 BR1CKS DUMP4SS H3H3H3H3
GO GO GO GO
TH1S 1S WHY 1 4DOR3 YOU, K4RK4T
T1M3 TO 3XP3R1M3NT!!
UGHHHH
D1D 1 M1SS 4NYON3?
1F YOU F33L TH4T 1 H4V3 UNJUSTLY PROT3CT3D YOU FROM MY M3RRYM4K1NG 4ND MOCK1NG M1RTH, 1 4M T3RR1BLY SORRY
DO SOM3TH1NG H1L4R1OUSLY STUP1D OV3R TH3 N3TWORK, 4ND 1LL G3T R1GHT ON 1T
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Date: 2011-08-23 01:39 am (UTC)He then licks with a speculative expression on his face.]
...it's like a...weird mix.
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Date: 2011-08-23 01:43 am (UTC)[ She will be rubbing his spit off on his shirt now, because only Terezi has the rights to slobber all over peeps. ]
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Date: 2011-08-23 02:16 am (UTC)[He shifts and pulls out his communicator. Not having all his tapes here has really put him off when he wants his tunes, so Dean had the Mansion stick all his music on his communicator.
EMF reader, video camera, radio, Walkman...he's like the dude of the future. Look out, Marty McFly.]
At first it was this one.
[He presses PLAY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tq-UsaRchI).]
...then it cut to this one not far in.
[Dean switches it to Pink Floyd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCQTr8ZYdhg).]
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Date: 2011-08-23 10:59 pm (UTC)The first song is energetic. Almost a little frantic, but not quite, especially once the drums come in and calm things down. The vocals, though. They really contrast with the background, and she likes it.
The switch the second song is almost abrupt in its mood change. It hits her, hard. Surprisingly so. For the briefest of moments, she's reminded of all the times she stood before her unhatched lusus, wanting to meet Dragonmom face-to-face. It's not sad, though.
It's...
Hard to identify. So she remains silent, listening to the end. ]
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Date: 2011-08-24 04:20 am (UTC)Seeing her sit this still is weird.]
...you okay there, Scratch-n-Sniff?
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Date: 2011-08-24 04:43 am (UTC)For now, the corners of her lips upturn, slowly spreading, until she's reached her usual, sharktooth'd grin. It's only then she decides to speak. ]
[ Each sentence is emphasized with an appropriately placed PAP. ]
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Date: 2011-08-24 05:20 am (UTC)S'pretty damn cool, right? Kinda sucks that it's gonna go away in a few days, but tasting a burger again'll be nice.
[There aren't very many people who value his opinions, and considering how consistently Terezi appears to take him seriously, she's pretty awesome in his book.]
So how's tricks, huh? Good or bad?
[Shoulder nudge.]
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Date: 2011-08-25 04:10 am (UTC)Make him proud, young one.]
Not really. [Snort.] I don't think the cubicles are yours, though. The Hell is up with those?
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Date: 2011-08-25 04:57 am (UTC)[ She pulls a donut out of her pocket. It is squished. It is crumbling. There is lint and chalk dust mixed in with the sugary pink icing. It's been shoved into Dean's mouth. ]
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Date: 2011-08-25 03:23 pm (UTC)Mmrphffmnphf!
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Date: 2011-08-25 08:27 pm (UTC)action;
Date: 2011-08-25 09:01 pm (UTC)Dean does so, wrinkling his nose and fumbling for the bottle of water he'd left on the table. After knocking back half the thing, he sits up a little straighter and flicks sprinkles from his shirt.]
You wanna ask next time? If I die like Mama Cass it'll be on your conscience.
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Date: 2011-08-26 03:53 am (UTC)[ Obviously you choking to death on a ham sandwich isn't that much of a worry. ]
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Date: 2011-08-27 07:52 pm (UTC)[ On cue, she is shoving chalk up Dean's nose. ]
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Date: 2011-08-28 02:34 pm (UTC)Like he's doing right now, laughing all the while despite chalk smeared on his face.]
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Date: 2011-08-29 02:52 pm (UTC)[ despite the words, she grins. oh dean, your laugh is like ebola-- infecting everything. ]
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Date: 2011-08-29 03:04 pm (UTC)Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Leaning against one of the table legs, he raises an eyebrow.]
...what kind of offer?
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Date: 2011-08-29 03:39 pm (UTC)[This face? It is interested.]
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Date: 2011-08-29 04:16 pm (UTC)[ Without waiting to see if he moves, she jumps up and ejecting random junk from her Sylladex. Papers, pens, broken chalk, chalk dust, Skittles wrappers, etc etc etc etc. It's an impressive hoard, and it's going all over the floor. ]
[ She strikes a pose.
And holds it.
Nothing happens. ]
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Date: 2011-08-29 09:26 pm (UTC)Nothing does.]
...is it supposed to do something?
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