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[ when not training robots, terezi has taken to abusing office supplies and making fun of people. here are the fruits of her labors. ]

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Date: 2011-08-23 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[Dean looks down at Terezi's arm, then up at Terezi, and then back at her arm.

He then licks with a speculative expression on his face.
]

...it's like a...weird mix.

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Date: 2011-08-23 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com


[ She will be rubbing his spit off on his shirt now, because only Terezi has the rights to slobber all over peeps. ]

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Date: 2011-08-23 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
Yeah, hold on-

[He shifts and pulls out his communicator. Not having all his tapes here has really put him off when he wants his tunes, so Dean had the Mansion stick all his music on his communicator.

EMF reader, video camera, radio, Walkman...he's like the dude of the future. Look out, Marty McFly.
]

At first it was this one.

[He presses PLAY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tq-UsaRchI).]

...then it cut to this one not far in.

[Dean switches it to Pink Floyd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCQTr8ZYdhg).]

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Date: 2011-08-23 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com
[ Dean, you are a man of brilliance. Terezi's not big into music-- She'd stalked Dave's music mixing in his earlier years, but had no idea about the theory or logic or beat behind it. But she's very good at gauging moods, and that's what she does.

The first song is energetic. Almost a little frantic, but not quite, especially once the drums come in and calm things down. The vocals, though. They really contrast with the background, and she likes it.

The switch the second song is almost abrupt in its mood change. It hits her, hard. Surprisingly so. For the briefest of moments, she's reminded of all the times she stood before her unhatched lusus, wanting to meet Dragonmom face-to-face. It's not sad, though.

It's...

Hard to identify. So she remains silent, listening to the end.
]

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Date: 2011-08-24 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[Dean is pretty sure that he hasn't seen Terezi this quiet...ever. Are trolls really silent? Is this natural? None of the ones he's met so far resonated as serious individuals.

Seeing her sit this still is weird.
]

...you okay there, Scratch-n-Sniff?

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Date: 2011-08-24 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com
[ She's still trying to place her claw on what exactly she was feeling, but-- Dean's speaking, and it'd be rude not to answer. Terezi'll figure it out later, when she's got time and solitude.

For now, the corners of her lips upturn, slowly spreading, until she's reached her usual, sharktooth'd grin. It's only then she decides to speak.
]



[ Each sentence is emphasized with an appropriately placed PAP. ]
Edited Date: 2011-08-24 04:44 am (UTC)

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Date: 2011-08-24 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[...when was the last time anyone paid him a compliment? Dean can't remember. Even though it's coming from an admittedly strange troll-monster who licks things and senses memories, Dean is flattered. He laughs, rubs the back of his neck, and grins right back.]

S'pretty damn cool, right? Kinda sucks that it's gonna go away in a few days, but tasting a burger again'll be nice.

[There aren't very many people who value his opinions, and considering how consistently Terezi appears to take him seriously, she's pretty awesome in his book.]

So how's tricks, huh? Good or bad?

[Shoulder nudge.]

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Date: 2011-08-25 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[Dean would not expect anything less than tricks all the time from Terezi.

Make him proud, young one.
]

Not really. [Snort.] I don't think the cubicles are yours, though. The Hell is up with those?

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Date: 2011-08-25 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com


[ She pulls a donut out of her pocket. It is squished. It is crumbling. There is lint and chalk dust mixed in with the sugary pink icing. It's been shoved into Dean's mouth. ]

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Date: 2011-08-25 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[Dean knows that the baked confections are good. He had several for breakfast. Which is why he flails when Terezi shoves a doughnut into his mouth like a mama flapbeast feeding its wigglegrub baby chick.]

Mmrphffmnphf!

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Date: 2011-08-25 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com
[ Good wigglegrub babbychick, good. You even get some loving paps on the cheek. That is how proud she is of you. Pap, pap, pap. ]

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Date: 2011-08-25 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[Really, what other choice does he have than swallowing?

Dean does so, wrinkling his nose and fumbling for the bottle of water he'd left on the table. After knocking back half the thing, he sits up a little straighter and flicks sprinkles from his shirt.
]

You wanna ask next time? If I die like Mama Cass it'll be on your conscience.

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Date: 2011-08-26 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com


[ Obviously you choking to death on a ham sandwich isn't that much of a worry. ]

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Date: 2011-08-27 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
Death by doughnut? I don't think so. I got other plans.

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Date: 2011-08-27 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com


[ On cue, she is shoving chalk up Dean's nose. ]

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Date: 2011-08-28 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[It's a good thing he is larger than she is, because it means that he can wrestle her into a headlock and give her noogies.

Like he's doing right now, laughing all the while despite chalk smeared on his face.
]

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Date: 2011-08-29 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com
[ fdsguodfiugurdiosgj;dfjg;fioudg;iofud;giouf;oigufiodug87fguil fdgjsdk i am six and what is this ]

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Date: 2011-08-29 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[Dean wraps up the punishment and lets her go, sitting back and laughing hysterically.]

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Date: 2011-08-29 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com
[ ugh what did you doooooo. She will rub at her hair furiously, getting it out of her face while STICKING HER TONGUE OUT AT YOU IN A POUTY MANNER. for once she is not tasting your mind or some crazy blind girl shit. ]



[ despite the words, she grins. oh dean, your laugh is like ebola-- infecting everything. ]

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Date: 2011-08-29 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[Dean's laugh is also like herpes. It appears when you least expect it.]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Leaning against one of the table legs, he raises an eyebrow.]

...what kind of offer?

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Date: 2011-08-29 03:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
Your army? What kinda army?

[This face? It is interested.]

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Date: 2011-08-29 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turn4bout.livejournal.com


[ Without waiting to see if he moves, she jumps up and ejecting random junk from her Sylladex. Papers, pens, broken chalk, chalk dust, Skittles wrappers, etc etc etc etc. It's an impressive hoard, and it's going all over the floor. ]



[ She strikes a pose.

And holds it.

Nothing happens.
]

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Date: 2011-08-29 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com
[Dean cringes and waits for something exciting to burst forth from this majestic object of holding.

Nothing does.
]

...is it supposed to do something?

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