[ When she opens the door, there's a brief expression of worry on her face. But then she sniffs, quickly zones in on the ice cream, AND WITH ALL THE FURY OF A BEAR TEARING THE FACE OFF A SALMON, she strikes-- straight for the cherry. ]
[Jesus fuck! He always knew that she was a shark. Seriously, just look at those teeth in her goddamn mouth! Dave relinquishes the ice cream to her before she bites his fucking arm off.]
Brought along some DVD's in case you wanted a distraction. Or do you wanna have a feelin's jam for a bit?
Can't speak. [ Her tongue is sliding along the edges, prying off the top. ] Not enough icy cherry blast in my digestion sac. [ Tongue slips in, wallowing in the glorious meal of frozen dairy and fruit. ] I need half this thing in me before words can happen.
[ Spoons are for novices. Terezi moves from the door, allowing Dave into her Scalemate covered abode. Manners are secondary to her cause. Instead of asking, she paps at the DVDs in his hands. The would be obvious if her face wasn't already in the tub. ]
[He puts in the first DVD, and settles in next to her as he skips the commercials. Dave then selects play all and now there is Law & Order happening as they eat ice cream.]
[ Law and Order is a staple for all retirement homes, college students, and now, blind alien girls. She gets a little fidgety when the defense attorney speaks (that is so illegal), but since the prosecution are the good guys, everything is a-okay.
Needless to say, anything law related is SUPER EFFECTIVE on cheering her up. She's even got enough Terezi-ism in her to start poking her tongue at his ice cream as well. ]
Dave, why is this the first I've heard of your human legal system? I thought it'd be all soft and squishy like you are, but this is pretty impressive. Much like the legislacerators of old.
I'm disappointed that you didn't completely dominate all our conversations with descriptions of this. I would be absolutely fine with less time shenanigans and more Mike Logan.
[ Sorry Dave, your ice cream lacks the delicious flavors of red. So Terezi focuses her efforts and completely demolishing her tub of ice cream. If ice cream eating was an legitimate sport, every nation of the world would be running their asses off, trying to recruit her for the London Olympics.
Once done, she'll sprawl out, not caring if her limbs pap any innocent bystanders. You really know how to calm a distressed girl down, man. ]
Please, we would've been there forever if I had to list every criminal justice show we've got. I'm pretty sure you'd have developed a lady crush on Judge Judy, too.
[Yes. He loves cookie dough ice cream, man. It's simply the best there is.
Dave's used to being papped, so it's all good. He's refining this ability to calm girls and Johns down.]
Judge, you say. We'll have to make this human movie viewing a regular thing if I'm ever to experience this fierce sounding Judy human.
[ She remains sprawled for the rest of the DVD, watching. Smelling. Whatever. Eventually, the DVD will return to the title screen, and Terezi will pap at Dave's hands if he tries to put in another/turn it off. The theme music is very addicting, okay. ]
I can only begin to guess what those letters mean, hehehe.
[ She's still content to lie there, belly full of ice cream. But she's got some emotions on her nub, and issues to address, and she's not the type to just ignore them. After a few minutes of silence, she speaks: ]
Hey, um. I don't think I... Really apologized before but. I'm sorry. About the whole... [ killing you ] thing.
[ Despite the casual way she's brought it up, she goes completely still. Tense. Waiting for Dave's reaction. ]
[At first, he doesn't say anything as he puts the top back on his empty ice cream tub and sets it aside, resting the spoon on its top. He knows what she's talking about.]
In the end, God Tier wasn't worth dyin' for. Apology accepted. If you're worried about the whole ending the collaboration thing, I just figured we needed some time away from each other game-wise. We're still cool.
[ She'll nudge his leg with her head (she's still just kinda wallowing all over the place) and grin. ]
Damn straight I am. There is no way, in the history of Pyropes, that I would ever not be ready for a crash course in coolkid human justice. Let's do this thing.
[Action]
Date: 2011-09-02 01:14 am (UTC)[Action]
Date: 2011-09-02 01:28 am (UTC)Brought along some DVD's in case you wanted a distraction. Or do you wanna have a feelin's jam for a bit?
[Action]
Date: 2011-09-02 01:37 am (UTC)[ Spoons are for novices. Terezi moves from the door, allowing Dave into her Scalemate covered abode. Manners are secondary to her cause. Instead of asking, she paps at the DVDs in his hands. The would be obvious if her face wasn't already in the tub. ]
[Action]
Date: 2011-09-02 01:50 am (UTC)[He puts in the first DVD, and settles in next to her as he skips the commercials. Dave then selects play all and now there is Law & Order happening as they eat ice cream.]
[Action]
Date: 2011-09-02 08:53 pm (UTC)Needless to say, anything law related is SUPER EFFECTIVE on cheering her up. She's even got enough Terezi-ism in her to start poking her tongue at his ice cream as well. ]
Dave, why is this the first I've heard of your human legal system? I thought it'd be all soft and squishy like you are, but this is pretty impressive. Much like the legislacerators of old.
[Action]
Date: 2011-09-02 08:57 pm (UTC)Probably 'cause we didn't have time to talk about this kinda stuff. At least you're gettin' a taste of it now, right?
[Action]
Date: 2011-09-02 09:29 pm (UTC)[ Sorry Dave, your ice cream lacks the delicious flavors of red. So Terezi focuses her efforts and completely demolishing her tub of ice cream. If ice cream eating was an legitimate sport, every nation of the world would be running their asses off, trying to recruit her for the London Olympics.
Once done, she'll sprawl out, not caring if her limbs pap any innocent bystanders. You really know how to calm a distressed girl down, man. ]
[Action]
Date: 2011-09-02 09:45 pm (UTC)[Yes. He loves cookie dough ice cream, man. It's simply the best there is.
Dave's used to being papped, so it's all good. He's refining this ability to calm girls and Johns down.]
[Action]
Date: 2011-09-03 04:06 am (UTC)[ She remains sprawled for the rest of the DVD, watching. Smelling. Whatever. Eventually, the DVD will return to the title screen, and Terezi will pap at Dave's hands if he tries to put in another/turn it off. The theme music is very addicting, okay. ]
[Action]
Date: 2011-09-03 05:00 pm (UTC)[He feels like a dog every time it happens. Gooooood, Terezi!]
[Action]
Date: 2011-09-04 02:15 am (UTC)[ She's still content to lie there, belly full of ice cream. But she's got some emotions on her nub, and issues to address, and she's not the type to just ignore them. After a few minutes of silence, she speaks: ]
Hey, um. I don't think I... Really apologized before but. I'm sorry. About the whole... [ killing you ] thing.
[ Despite the casual way she's brought it up, she goes completely still. Tense. Waiting for Dave's reaction. ]
[Action]
Date: 2011-09-04 05:45 pm (UTC)In the end, God Tier wasn't worth dyin' for. Apology accepted. If you're worried about the whole ending the collaboration thing, I just figured we needed some time away from each other game-wise. We're still cool.
[He offers her a fist bunp.]
[Action]
Date: 2011-09-10 11:02 pm (UTC)H-Haha, yeah. Of course.
[ Fist-bump accepted. ]
We're the coolest.
[Action]
Date: 2011-09-16 12:41 am (UTC)[Action]
Date: 2011-09-21 04:10 am (UTC)Damn straight I am. There is no way, in the history of Pyropes, that I would ever not be ready for a crash course in coolkid human justice. Let's do this thing.