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[ KNOCK. KNOCK, MOTHERFUCKERS. Someone's pounding on your door. Might want to open it up. You wouldn't want to keep the FBI waiting, would you?

There are two "agents" at the door. Both in matching black suits with matching terribly colored, hideous ties. Both with badges in hand (Terezi's is upside down). One is covered in gray facepaint and has candy corn taped to her head. The other is Dean fucking Winchester.

And you, my friend, are suspected of a various assortment of crimes. ]

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[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

[Feferi peers around the door, curious and a little suspicious. She looks rather drenched and the bodypaint on her arms is blotchy where she hadn't quite let it dry before trying to swim.]

Yes?

[action speaks louder than words]

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[Here is your charming grin, milady, complete with cleverly-made FBI badges.]

Hi, we're from the FBI, ma'am. I'm Agent Abbot, this is Agent Costello. Can we ask you a few questions?

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

Umm...sure?

[She backs up and opens the door further so they can come in. She's happy to play along for now]

What's up?

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

Crimes are up. [ Terezi waltzes in like she owns the place. She is pretty much the coolest character ever. I mean, really, you want to see my essays on her? I'll show them to you after this scene, okay? I was just so lucky when I rolled her stats. ]

And we have reason to believe that you're involved.

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[Agent Abbot sidles in like a slick motherfucker and uses some more of his Charisma points with another smile that gains instant trust and provides +10 Reassurance.

Good Cop/Bad Cop is just how they roll.]

Where were you on the night of the thirteenth?

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

[Alas, Feferi isn't interested in stats. She's not even sure she knows where her character sheet is so even if she had any ranks in Bluff she wouldn't know to use them.

Of course, she's not sure what she's supposed to have done either. That helps]

I was in the ocean, looking for food for my lusus...this isn't about those whales is it? Because I swear they were dead when I found them.

SORRY I AM SO LATE

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

Curious, you knowing what we're here about. Whales are a very important subsection of the economy. Bitches are being kept from their whales, and that is completely unacceptable. How about you tell us what you saw.

[ Terezi leans in close, sniffing in the most intimidating manner imaginable. ]

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

[Which is pretty intimidating when it's Terezi]

I was just swimming along and there were dead whales. Which is a shame, even though I think it's a little impolite to call the people who like them bitches, but my lusus has to eat and my leaving them wouldn't have changed that they were dead.

Have you spoken to Eridan?

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

We have yet to question him. What makes you think he's involved?

[Dean adjusts his shades, because even though they're inside, sunglasses are still cool.]

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

Or are you shifting the blame? Hmmmm?

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

What? No! It's just that he gave me a whale before so maybe when it didn't work the first time he decided he just needed to give me more whales.

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

So Eridan's been dealing in whales, lately?

[He gives Terezi the suspicious side-eye and then looks back to their victim questionable suspect.]

Pretty heavy contraband, dontcha think?

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

Really? But whales are a staple part of Gl'bgolyb's diet! And Terezi, you know what happens if she gets upset. I don't know where Eridan got them from...though it does explain why he gave them to me.

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[Dean takes off his sunglasses, then, scrutinizing her.]

What exactly happens when your Cthulhu monster gets upset, ma'am?

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

[Her expression is full of dismay as she replies]

The destruction of the entire troll race.